Valentines game-changer? The best cock rings!

Relationships

What to buy to enhance the pleasure for the both of you...by turning your man into a love-making cyborg.

Sex is a funny thing isn’t it? A crap thing sometimes. A great thing sometimes. A could be better thing? Well, sure, always. Us men though don’t really do the sex toy thing. In the bedroom, is the one time when men aren’t excited about using gadgets. Oh sure, it’s great for women, with a whole range of toys to send them to another planet…and, thinking about it, it’s about time they had their share of the orgasms, and, more to the point of this article, there are toys out there to aid heterosexual couples at the same time.

There’s actually loads, but right here, it’s about cock rings. Designed to keep a firm grip on your penis while giving some good vibrations to the key part of your partner (we’ve heard it’s called ‘the clitoris’). Yeah, one of these will do the trick alright…here’s some of the best out there:

Lelo Tor 2 penis ring

This is the fighter jet of cock rings. It has a two button interface with six stimulation modes and an ultra-smooth silicone design. Fits all men and anyone sporting one will basically be really rather popular with a fully consenting partner. Buy now - £95

Lovehoney Boost Vibrating Ring

This is a lot more basic - and a lot cheaper. Given the cost-of-living crisis, it may be a nice solution to a sex life in need of a quick fix. Sure it may look like it fell out of a Christmas cracker, but well, that makes for a nice excuse should a visitor ever stumble across it. Buy now - £5.99

Lovehoney Luxury 12 Function Rechargeable Silicon Love Ring

With all those functions to choose from, there's bound to be one that'll do the business. Whether that's gentle pulsing or a full-on gangster car bass boom. Allow us to explain the double rings here: the small one goes around your shaft, the big one around your balls. Ok? Buy now - £39.99

Tracey Cox EDGE Optimum Pleasure Vibrating Stamina Ring

So according to sex expert Tracey Cox, cock rings can help prolong your orgasm due to the way it grips you, as well as sending vibrations to all the right female places. Does it mean you turn into a kind of cyborg love machine? Yes it does. Buy now - £14.99

Marc Dorcel Vibrating Cock Ring with Clitoral Stimulator

This looks like Batman's choice. Check out that textured clitoral massager. Catwoman's going to be in luck tonight. Or Robin. Buy now - £14.99

Happy Rabbit Rechargeable Rabbit Cock Ring

For happy bunnies indeed. Oh by the way, make sure you use lube with all these - like, really. Buy now - £34.99

We-Vibe Tease Us Bond Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring Boxed Set

Before this gets a bit too hetero, how about these his n' his cock rings that can be controlled by an app from a distance of 3 metres away. Secret pleasure fun to the nth degree... Buy now - £199.99