Hollywood has typecast the axe as homicidal motif. But a new generation of young, bearded craftsmen are reinventing the axe for adventure-seeking millennials and closet lumber-sexuals.
Caveman had sabre-toothed tigers. Anglo-saxons had Vikings. Hippies had squares. And us? Well, our nemesis is flat-pack furniture. He's how to whup it's pretty little ass with an Allen key...
Like giving women orgasms, changing a plug is something all men think they can do instinctively. But when it comes down to it...are you sure you can perform????
Like panic attacks and Quorn, blocked toilets are a fact of modern life. But before you hire a 24-hour 'drain doctor' with a PhD in fleecing bewildered customers, try these simple solutions and save yourself £££…
Scoring a cup final goal? Walking on the moon? In the achievement stakes, these are nothing - NOTHING - compared to making a rocking horse for your children. Who cares if they're 18 years old, you'll still feel 10 feet tall.
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