Irate harbourmasters, angry pike nipping at your nether regions and massive ‘No Trespassing!’ signs. Wild swimming in Britain’s lakes and rivers isn't quite as bucolic as it sounds. Luckily, wild swimming expert Joe Minihane is here with a handy guide to Britain's secret swimming holes. Here’s his top five icy thrills...
Shame, humiliation and 2-for-1 Jägerbombs. Let's be honest: most men hate the extreme rituals that take place on stag do's. So with best man Prince William warning his brother that ‘revenge' is on the cards, here are five respectable stag do's that are stylish rather than shameful…
Fancy hanging off a mountain, but have only tried out the monkey bars in the park? Well, here's some climbing holidays to get you started. Serious adventure could soon be yours, with nary a Rizla-licking teenager in sight...climbing phenomenon Sierra Blair-Coyle is our guide.
Don't fancy rubbing shoulders with leathery pensioners in the Canaries? If you prefer sub-zero temperatures to sun-seeking, don some insulated thermals and explore the world's most exhilarating, frost-bitten islands.
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