101 Lockdown Words And Phrases We Never Want To Hear Again
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Seriously, just one more utterance of one of these and we're going to bed to sulk until September.
- In these unprecedented times.
- Boris.
- Boris Johnson.
- Boris Johnson is doing press-ups.
- Daily Briefing.
- Home Learning.
- What can we do now?
- Matt Hancock.
- Hand Sanitizer.
- Anti-Bacterial.
- Hand Wipes.
- Have you washed the shopping?
- Wash your hands again.
- Leave your clothes outside.
- How long is two metres?
- Home office.
- Furlough.
- What are we going to do about the garden?
- Think of the people without a garden.
- Sending over a Zoom link now.
- You’ve frozen.
- Hello? Hello?
- House Party is open.
- Normal People is really good actually.
- Sourdough.
- Have you seen Tiger King?
- What books have you been reading?
- Are you working out at home?
- Where’s the mat?
- Where’s the remote?
- Where’s the cheese?
- Where are the kids?
- What have you done with that thing that was right here?
- Who’s been touching the laptop screen?
- Delete browsing history.
- My mental health has been fine.
- No one I know has died.
- It’s been a really creative time.
- I’m writing a novel.
- I don’t have time for a call today.
- I’d like to volunteer but I think I fall into the high risk category.
- I’m young so I’ll be fine.
- Off the screens!
- Home delivery.
- Ocado
- You are in a queue. Your call is important to us.
- How long was the queue?
- I’d kill for a Big Mac.
- I can’t be arsed to queue for a Big Mac.
- Online Event.
- Social distancing.
- Socially distanced gatherings.
- Socially distanced drinking.
- Socially distanced date.
- Social.
- Distance.
- Socially.
- Distanced.
- What stinks?
- What stinks in here?
- Something stinks.
- You stink.
- Do you think I’ve lost weight?
- Are my biceps bigger?
- Can you do the Returns?
- Are you sure you want Grade One?
- Why did you shave off everywhere else?
- I’ll definitely spend more time with the kids in the future.
- I’ll definitely work more from home.
- I’ll definitely keep exercising at home.
- Anti-protestor.
- Self Isolation.
- Test and trace.
- Herd immunity.
- The number of deaths today is…
- Covid-19
- Coronavirus.
- The virus.
- Thread.
- Some personal news.
- What mixers have we got left?
- Shall we open the bad bottle?
- Fried or scrambled?
- Lloyd Grossman sauce.
- We’re out of tea.
- You use too many sheets of toilet roll.
- It is your friend anniversary.
- Facetime.
- Just leave it on the doorstep.
- Dominic Cummings.
- Michael Gove.
- Donald J Trump.
- At least we’re not in America.
- We’ve got to move out of this house.
- I need to see someone else, anyone else.
- Fish fingers again?
- Will life ever get back to normal?
- The New Normal.
- You’re not normal.
- Do we have to watch Commando again?
- Where’s the fucking remote?
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