Donald Trump is a great man, and a few caged children aren't going to change that. But what's his secret? Well, it's his ties of course. Donald Trump's ties are the window to his soul. What a guy!
The biggest takeaway from the England vs Tunisia match is that Harry Maguire is the greatest Englishman since T.E. Lawrence. And better looking.
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